Contents
1. This book belongs to
Introduction
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2. Oh little beak, how Mistress loves
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3. Break, break, break, love gods and gorgeous people
5 . Song of Snogs Open out to life and love with me
6. Mr Gold:
7. Stress-testing are we, Mistress?
8. In tears again, Catullus. Just get out of bed
11 . Be prepared You two – you’re my camp
13. We’ll have an engorgement party on my sofas
15. Mr Blond, commending
16 . Sweet Beware the mighty sodomite face-bandit
21. Mr Blond, the all-devouring
24. Ancestors blossom
30 . Ah! perfido Alfenus. Stirrer, traitor, heart macerator
32. It’s from Catullus. Pleeease, he says
34. Blessed Diana’s girls intact
36. Now we turn to the Andrex annals
37. You boys queueing outside Berlin Berlin –
38 . …with a murmur… my ravings… Can’t go on but does 35 40. Mr Grey, what slip of the mind 36 41. Ameana, Lady Fuck-me 37 42. I’ll chuck verbiage at her 38 43. And a big Veronese hello to you, lady 39 45. Septimius perched his girlfriend Acme 41 46. Sprung from shielding by a sigh on skin… 43 47. Pig. And your pig-pen friend 44
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