MARCH 2024 PROSPECT
THE PROSPECT GRID Our monthly cut-out-and-keep guide to who falls where on the taste hierarchy
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Eton College. So full of shit it couldn’t open
UPMARKET
?
?
Anyone got
a use for Prince Andrew?
Harvard’s C l a u d i n e G ay
probably had to go. But spare us the racist
sneering
sneeringsneering
D U D
Keir Starmer launches Project Hope. We’ll wake you when
it arrives
Saltburn. Barry Keoghan’s IMPROVISED graveyard
scene (iykyk)
Marcia Williams went to bed with Harold Wilson six times “and it wasn’t satisfactory”, says
a new biography
J o Koy. His Golden Globes
meltdown was distinctly unfunny
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Say goodbye to hopes of
a spring election. Did Rishi chicken out
of going early?
Queen Mary, the first
Australian royal? Now Queen of Denmark.
Dinkum
Arise S i r A l a n B a t e s ? Actually, make that
a peerage
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Dan Neidle, tax Rottweiler. Jaws currently sunk into Baroness Mone’s
ankle. Ouch
Poor Things. Overlong, fantastical,
compelling
The Traitors season two. Old formula, new twists
Computer Weekly. 350 articles and counting on the Horizon scandal
The Tyre Extinguishers go around deflating tyres of SUVs. Good cause of
the month
B A N G E R
YO U T U B E
&
C O M M O N S
I K I P E DI A
WV I A
I M AG E S
Ron DeSantis. From would-be hero
to zero in a few short months
Dry January— why does it drag on
for months and
months?
Duolingo layoffs. AI-lingualism,
much?
Wayne Rooney. Not cut out for
the dug out
Jeremy Allen White. Death of
the dad bod
Annie Nightingale. Pioneer, tastemaker,
legend
Keith Brymer Jones in tears of joy again—
Great Pottery Throw Down returns
Throw D Throw
BFI issues trigger warns on 007 films.
Introducing James Bland
Contenders ready!!! Gladiators back on screens after 20 years
DOWNMARKET
13-year-old beats Tetris. Who knew it
was possible?
