utd's moral

vacuum

‘OFFER YOUR TICKET TO YOUR DAD, RISK A BAN, HAVE THIS ONE INSTEAD FOR £395 AND YOU GET SOME SCAMPI IN A BASKET TOO!’

‘THE ONLY PEOPLE THEY

SHOULD BE CALLING ‘HOSTILE’ ARE THE OWNERS’

‘DAD, WHEN YOU WERE

A LAD DID THE CLUB CALL YOU HOSTILE AND LEGACY FANS TOO?’

‘WE JUST WANT TO BE PROUD OF OUR CLUB AGAIN.’